Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally.. but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
This is the time of year to think of ticks once again.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with…punch line
On some bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it"?
The tower responded, "Who is calling"?
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make"?
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference........
If it is an American Airlines flight, it…punch line
Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom"?
"Please don't ask".
"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me".
"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant".
"That's not possible".
"No, he did".
"How"?
"He punctured my condoms"!