Top Three jokes of the day and three funny pictures

...when she looks down and sees an ugly frog. She picks it up and says, "My, but you're a really ugly frog".

The frog says, "I know, I know. I got a really bad spell put on me".

The princess says, "Jesus...I've seen frogs with spells, but none of them were as ugly as you".

The frog says, "Look, leave me alone lady. I told you, it's a really bad spell".

She says, "If I kiss you, will you turn into a handsome prince"?

The frog says, "I don't know, lady. A spell this bad will probably take a blow job".


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While dressing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle".

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, "What's a 'Post Turtle'"?

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere and you just wonder what kind of simple minded idiot put him up there in the first place".