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Top Three jokes of the day and a few more

The teacher asked for big words that eat things and end in ’TOR’

The teacher asks the class to name big words that eat things and end in "TOR". The first little boy said "Alligator". The teacher replied "Very good that is a very clever example". Tne second little boy said "Predator".…

Who’s your daddy - from Manchester women

The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who’s your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from…

Open the door and let me in...

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Flight tower conversation at Dublin’s main runway

As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bejeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever,…

Home Alone

A salesman goes up to a house on Schweitzer Mtn. and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little nine year-old boy named Ryjan who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other with a Penthouse magazine…

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The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
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