Facts of life
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know"! the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me"!
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa' speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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The best humour reminds us that deep down we're all strange, puzzled creatures who don't really understand the world or how to behave. That kind of humour is warm and generous, it's inclusive. Of course you get other humour which is nasty and cruel, it's about sneering at little people. I think it's much braver to sneer at big people, don't you?
John Cleese
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