Monday 1st of January 2007
Dave and Fred decide to go golfing at their favourite course.
On the fifteenth hole, Dave hits his golf ball into the woods and finds it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ends up thrashing every buttercup in the patch.All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and a puff of smoke, a beautiful woman appears.
She says "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? For doing what you did, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. And, you won't have any butter for your toast. In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! She disappears.
After Dave recovers from the shock, he yells to his friend Fred. "Hey, Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm in the rough, over here in a patch of pussy willows."
Dave shouts back "Don't swing, Fred! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
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A Day at Golf with Dave and Fred
Dave and Fred decide to go golfing at their favourite course.
On the fifteenth hole, Dave hits his golf ball into the woods and finds it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ends up thrashing every buttercup in the patch.All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and a puff of smoke, a beautiful woman appears.
She says "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? For doing what you did, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. And, you won't have any butter for your toast. In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! She disappears.
After Dave recovers from the shock, he yells to his friend Fred. "Hey, Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm in the rough, over here in a patch of pussy willows."
Dave shouts back "Don't swing, Fred! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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