Monday 27th of November 2006
A Flat-chested Young Lady Went To Dr. Smith
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
Dr. Smith told her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by any chance?"
"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock . . ."
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enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)