Thursday 31st of January 2008
A woman gives birth to a baby, and after-wards the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby".
The woman sits up in bed and asks, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong"?
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite".
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that"???
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female".
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain"!?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
A Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby, and after-wards the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby".
The woman sits up in bed and asks, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong"?
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite".
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that"???
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female".
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain"!?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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