Thursday 17th of November 2011
A Special 25th Wedding Anniversary Present
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
"Oh, it's not over yet," says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills. "What in the world are these?" she asks.
"Aspirin," he replies.
"But I don't have a headache," says she.
"GOTCHA!" he replies.
Biggest difference between music and porn
An iPhone that does not need batteries
Always check the label
Mission accomplished
Is this where they went wrong
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)