Tuesday 26th of January 2010
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...that I can understand and to which I can now relate.
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's Death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
With an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French tunnel,
Riding in a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
Followed closely by an Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles,
Treated by an American doctor,
Using Brazilian Medicines.
This is Sent to you by
A Brit,
Using American Bill Gates' technology,
Developed in Israel
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That uses Taiwanese chips,
And a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Contribution from:Claude
source: http://johns-jokes.com
A definition of globalization...
.
...that I can understand and to which I can now relate.
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's Death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
With an Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French tunnel,
Riding in a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
Followed closely by an Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles,
Treated by an American doctor,
Using Brazilian Medicines.
This is Sent to you by
A Brit,
Using American Bill Gates' technology,
Developed in Israel
And you're probably reading this on your computer,
That uses Taiwanese chips,
And a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian truck drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization!
Contribution from:Claude
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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