Tuesday 2nd of October 2007
Jake is 5 and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
and so it does ...
"A f r i c a n Elephant "
Hooked On Phonics strikes again.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
A fricken Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
and so it does ...
"A f r i c a n Elephant "
Hooked On Phonics strikes again.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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