Saturday 19th of November 2011
A Little Problem with Accents
I was in the pub on Friday night.
I noticed two large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents so I said "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland"?
One of them chirped "It's WALES you idiot"!!!
So I immediately apologised and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland"?
Biggest difference between music and porn
An iPhone that does not need batteries
Always check the label
Mission accomplished
Is this where they went wrong
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)