Wednesday 13th of April 2005
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated.
The doctor said, "No problem, we can fix that for you. It is really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem."
After the operation, the guy went to the washroom to see if the operation worked. He peed, shook and waited. Suddenly a small drip began to form and he thought to himself, it didn't work! Then all of a sudden he heard "sniffff" and it was gone!
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A man went to the doctor...
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his penis dripping after had urinated.
The doctor said, "No problem, we can fix that for you. It is really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem."
After the operation, the guy went to the washroom to see if the operation worked. He peed, shook and waited. Suddenly a small drip began to form and he thought to himself, it didn't work! Then all of a sudden he heard "sniffff" and it was gone!
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