Sunday 1st of January 2006
An aeroplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa has a malfunction, and goes down.
The Pepsi Company sends a rescue plane to look for the crashed aircraft. The rescue team search the area and find a tribe of cannibals. They go up to the Chief of the tribe and ask him if he knows anything about the crash.
The Chief says, "You betcha!"
When asked where the crew was, the Chief replies, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."
The rescue crew are shocked. One man asks, "Did you eat their legs?"
The chief replies, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."
Another rescuer asks, "Did you eat their arms?"
The Chief replies, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."
After looking totally horrified for a minute, a third asks, "Did you...you know...eat, their...'things'?"
The chief says, "No."
"No?" asks the rescuer.
"No," replies the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Aeroplane crash
An aeroplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa has a malfunction, and goes down.
The Pepsi Company sends a rescue plane to look for the crashed aircraft. The rescue team search the area and find a tribe of cannibals. They go up to the Chief of the tribe and ask him if he knows anything about the crash.
The Chief says, "You betcha!"
When asked where the crew was, the Chief replies, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi."
The rescue crew are shocked. One man asks, "Did you eat their legs?"
The chief replies, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi."
Another rescuer asks, "Did you eat their arms?"
The Chief replies, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."
After looking totally horrified for a minute, a third asks, "Did you...you know...eat, their...'things'?"
The chief says, "No."
"No?" asks the rescuer.
"No," replies the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke."
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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