Tuesday 22nd of May 2007
After the First Blind Date
The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"
"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish...but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."
Mad Cow Disease Theory
The brain is a wonderful organ
House Trained
Petrol Substitute
Stopped by the police while driving home
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)
