Thursday 13th of May 2010
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age andthinking, surely I can't look that old? well.....you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Alice Smiths’s first dental appointment
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age andthinking, surely I can't look that old? well.....you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. after he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school ...
'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner! ' he beamed with pride.
'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked
He answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then that UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ARSED,
GREY HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
BASTARD ASKED....
'What did you teach?'
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