Always Check the Label

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and
(duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish washing liquid instead.
Their label reads,
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved.
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

Mission accomplishedIs this where they went wrongLiterally in ArabicMy neighbor from across the streetDo you know why all girls are like applesenjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)