Sunday 8th of March 2009

Are you a believer in God and Jesus?

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn ' t get a fair trial




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father ' s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion




But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment ' s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn ' t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do



Can I get an AMEN?



Another one from: Howard









source: http://johns-jokes.com