Wednesday 9th of July 2008Back in the good old days when RawPower
...was in the habit of whooping it up, he was standing at a bar when a lady of enticing appearance approached him and suggested that they have a drink.
RawPower said, 'Well. I'm no John D: Rockefeller, but I'll buy:
After developing a slight buzz, she suggested a dance.
RawPower smiled and said, 'I'm no Fred Astaire. but I'll give it a whirl:
Later, she suggested that they go up to her room. 'I'm no Cary Grant,' he replied. 'but I'll follow you up there:
They then went to the lady's apartment, where they had another drink. then did what had been on their minds all evening, anyway. Afterwards, the lady said, 'What about some money?'
RawPower shot back. 'Well, I'm no gigolo, but I'll take it:
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