Friday 19th of October 2007
A man walks into a bank gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank!...But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
Did you see me Rob this bank?
The customer replies ...YES!
The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO HIS HEAD and BANG!!!!!... SHOOTS HIM
in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man
DID .. YOU .. SEE .. ME .. ROB THIS BANK????
The man calmly responds . No ... BUT MY WIFE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Bank Robber
A man walks into a bank gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank!...But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses he turns around and asks the next customer in line:
Did you see me Rob this bank?
The customer replies ...YES!
The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO HIS HEAD and BANG!!!!!... SHOOTS HIM
in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man
DID .. YOU .. SEE .. ME .. ROB THIS BANK????
The man calmly responds . No ... BUT MY WIFE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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