Saturday 26th of March 2005
The groom comes into the church to take his place by the altar and his best man notices that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, i know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?
The groom replies, "I just had the BEST blow job I've ever had in my entire life and now I'm marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me".
Then the bride comes walking down the aisle and she also has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.
Her maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey girlfriend, I know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?
The bride replies, "I have just given the LAST blow job of my entire life".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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The groom comes into the church to take his place by the altar and his best man notices that he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, i know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?
The groom replies, "I just had the BEST blow job I've ever had in my entire life and now I'm marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me".
Then the bride comes walking down the aisle and she also has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.
Her maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey girlfriend, I know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited"?
The bride replies, "I have just given the LAST blow job of my entire life".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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