Sunday 7th of December 2008
Burglar Deterrent
"Get this", said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house".
"Did he get anything", his friend asked?
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk again".
Two joints
Oxymorons galore
Demographic forecast of Europe 2015
Cartoons of Life
Ironic pictures that are worth a thousand
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)