Monday 22nd of December 2008
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was served by a beautiful young woman who asked what size I wanted. I said "I wasn't sure".
So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what"?
She held up one finger and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm bigger than that".
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm bigger than that".
Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm about that big".
She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium".
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Buying my first condoms
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was served by a beautiful young woman who asked what size I wanted. I said "I wasn't sure".
So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what"?
She held up one finger and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm bigger than that".
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm bigger than that".
Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big.
I said, "I'm about that big".
She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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