Sunday 8th of June 2008
A few years ago the Canadian National Lottery was won by a farmer.
As might be expected, the news media converged on his farm.
One of the TV reporters asked the farmer what he was going to do with the several million dollars.
His answer was priceless, "Well, I think I'll just keep farming until it's all gone".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Canadian National Lottery - True Story
A few years ago the Canadian National Lottery was won by a farmer.
As might be expected, the news media converged on his farm.
One of the TV reporters asked the farmer what he was going to do with the several million dollars.
His answer was priceless, "Well, I think I'll just keep farming until it's all gone".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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