Wednesday 23rd of February 2005
When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting Captain Rudi because his weather forecasts were always accurate."My daughter's getting married on August 17th" - "Make sure that the outside photos are taken before 3 o'clock as it will rain at about 3:30 but only for one hour". "Late spring holiday? Just a bit colder than usual but no rain". I have never known him to be wrong!
I must have been about 8 or 9 when I asked Mum, "How can Captain Rudi tell what the weather will do?
"Well, son.........................
Rudolf the red knows rain, deer!"
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Captain Rudolf Larrson
When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting Captain Rudi because his weather forecasts were always accurate."My daughter's getting married on August 17th" - "Make sure that the outside photos are taken before 3 o'clock as it will rain at about 3:30 but only for one hour". "Late spring holiday? Just a bit colder than usual but no rain". I have never known him to be wrong!
I must have been about 8 or 9 when I asked Mum, "How can Captain Rudi tell what the weather will do?
"Well, son.........................
Rudolf the red knows rain, deer!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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