Sunday 2nd of January 2005
The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.
"Don't worry", the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white-collar crime too".
"Well, that's a relief" sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading".
"Oh, nothing fancy like that for me" qualified the convict. "I just killed a couple of Priests".
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Cell Mates
The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug.
"Don't worry", the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white-collar crime too".
"Well, that's a relief" sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading".
"Oh, nothing fancy like that for me" qualified the convict. "I just killed a couple of Priests".
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