Saturday 22nd of April 2006
The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million dollars to guess a very hard charade on television. The Charade player agrees.
Comes the big night, all the world is watching. The charade player is sitting on stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the curtain opens to reveal seven nude young women.
The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts, while the other five have their backs to him and are baring their behinds.
The charade player barely glances over them and says, "The William Tell Overture by Rossini".
The flabbergasted producer says in awe, "You've done i!. That's the right answer. You are indeed the greatest charade player!" and hands him a check for a million bucks.
Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and ask him how he did it.
"It's really simple," says the charade player. "One look at the positions of the seven women, and I realized it as the William Tell Overture".
"Rump... titty... rump... titty... rump... rump... rump".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Charades
The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million dollars to guess a very hard charade on television. The Charade player agrees.
Comes the big night, all the world is watching. The charade player is sitting on stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the curtain opens to reveal seven nude young women.
The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts, while the other five have their backs to him and are baring their behinds.
The charade player barely glances over them and says, "The William Tell Overture by Rossini".
The flabbergasted producer says in awe, "You've done i!. That's the right answer. You are indeed the greatest charade player!" and hands him a check for a million bucks.
Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and ask him how he did it.
"It's really simple," says the charade player. "One look at the positions of the seven women, and I realized it as the William Tell Overture".
"Rump... titty... rump... titty... rump... rump... rump".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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