Sunday 13th of April 2008
A trainee paratrooper is standing at the door feeling queezy.
The Sarn'tmajor says "jump you wimp".
"But what if my 'chute doesn't open"?
"You've a reserve 'chute, and if that doesn't work, just shout Allah Allah"!
So para jumps and his 'chute fails, as does his reserve, so he shouts "Allah, Allah" and a big brown hand comes out of the clouds, catches him and puts him safely on the ground.
"Thankk F**K for that, Jesus was that close"!
and a big brown foot comes out of the clouds and squishes him.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Courtesy of the Big Yin - Billy Connolly for those not in the know.
A trainee paratrooper is standing at the door feeling queezy.
The Sarn'tmajor says "jump you wimp".
"But what if my 'chute doesn't open"?
"You've a reserve 'chute, and if that doesn't work, just shout Allah Allah"!
So para jumps and his 'chute fails, as does his reserve, so he shouts "Allah, Allah" and a big brown hand comes out of the clouds, catches him and puts him safely on the ground.
"Thankk F**K for that, Jesus was that close"!
and a big brown foot comes out of the clouds and squishes him.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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