Tuesday 1st of May 2007
A couple was having trouble conceiving a child. They went to the doctor and he told them that the problem was one of insufficient penetration.
He told the man to do it doggie fashion.
The man said, "What is that"?
The doctor replied, "Just watch the dogs, and do like they do".
The man said, "My wife is very shy, and she won't do that".
The doctor replied, "Give her a cocktail or two, and she will lose her inhibitions".
A year later while walking in the Mall, the doctor met the man pushing a baby carriage. "I see it worked!" the doctor said.
"Yes it did Doc, but the problem is... my wife is now an alcoholic"!
"How did that happen"? the doctor asked.
"Well, every time we got ready to do it, it'd take seven or eight drinks just to get her out to the front yard".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Doggie Style
A couple was having trouble conceiving a child. They went to the doctor and he told them that the problem was one of insufficient penetration.
He told the man to do it doggie fashion.
The man said, "What is that"?
The doctor replied, "Just watch the dogs, and do like they do".
The man said, "My wife is very shy, and she won't do that".
The doctor replied, "Give her a cocktail or two, and she will lose her inhibitions".
A year later while walking in the Mall, the doctor met the man pushing a baby carriage. "I see it worked!" the doctor said.
"Yes it did Doc, but the problem is... my wife is now an alcoholic"!
"How did that happen"? the doctor asked.
"Well, every time we got ready to do it, it'd take seven or eight drinks just to get her out to the front yard".
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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