Sunday 9th of July 2006
Sitting at the dinning table one night, the husband divided a piece of steak into a bigger half and a smaller half.
Keeping the bigger half for himself he gave the smaller half to his wife.
Wife looked into his eyes and asked, "Dear, during the first few years of our marriage, you used to take the smaller piece and give me the bigger one, but today you did the opposite, is it because you don't love me no more?"
"Nonsense, darling, you just cook better now."
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Don't you love me no more
Sitting at the dinning table one night, the husband divided a piece of steak into a bigger half and a smaller half.
Keeping the bigger half for himself he gave the smaller half to his wife.
Wife looked into his eyes and asked, "Dear, during the first few years of our marriage, you used to take the smaller piece and give me the bigger one, but today you did the opposite, is it because you don't love me no more?"
"Nonsense, darling, you just cook better now."
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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