Monday 6th of August 2007Drink to that
A guy walks into this bar and says, "Hey bartender, give me a Budweiser." So the bartender gets him a Bud. The man is enjoying his beer when he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar.
The man noticing that his beer is empty says, "Hey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me." The bartender gives the man his Bud, and says "Don't other getting those girls a drink, it won't do you any good. You're just wasting your time."
The man says, "Naaa. Give em one on me." So the bartender pours the girls a drink and gives em to the blondes. The girls out of respect raise their glasses, in a sort of thank you, and take a drink. The man now figures he's in. So he walks over to the girls. He notices that the girls are empty again. So the man yells, "Hey bartender, how about another round over here?"
The two girls look up at him and one says, "It won't do you any good. You're just wasting your time."
Well the man puzzled, says, "The bartender said the same thing. What the hell does that mean I'm just wasting my time??"
The other blonde says, "Well we're lesbians, we love to eat pussy!!"
The man now has a huge smile on his face and yells to the bartender, "Hey bartender, 3 beers for us lesbians!!!"
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