Tuesday 14th of February 2006
Johnny was taking his new girlfriend for a drive in his new Proton Savvy from KL to Ipoh. When he picked her up he noticed she was wearing a really sexy mini-skirt that showed off her silky smooth legs. Johnny had never seen such lovely legs before and it made him hot and horny.
As they were driving north he couldn’t stop think about her legs and building up the courage he slowly put out his hand and gently began to caress her thighs. Looking at him with a knowing smile, she cooed “you can go further if you want....”
So he drove to Penang.
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Driving
Johnny was taking his new girlfriend for a drive in his new Proton Savvy from KL to Ipoh. When he picked her up he noticed she was wearing a really sexy mini-skirt that showed off her silky smooth legs. Johnny had never seen such lovely legs before and it made him hot and horny.
As they were driving north he couldn’t stop think about her legs and building up the courage he slowly put out his hand and gently began to caress her thighs. Looking at him with a knowing smile, she cooed “you can go further if you want....”
So he drove to Penang.
Many thanks for submitting this joke
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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