Thursday 29th of December 2005
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant.
The husband kept looking over at a nearby table where a lady sat in a drunken stupor.
The wife asks "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time now. Do you know her?
"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife, and has been drinking like that since I left her seven years ago."
"That's unbelievable" the wife replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
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Drunken stupor
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant.
The husband kept looking over at a nearby table where a lady sat in a drunken stupor.
The wife asks "I notice you've been watching that lady for some time now. Do you know her?
"Yes" he replies, "she's my ex-wife, and has been drinking like that since I left her seven years ago."
"That's unbelievable" the wife replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
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