Friday 13th of July 2007
Little Johnny goes up to a prostitute and asks, "How much for a blow job?"
"Four hundred bucks," the hooker says.
"Four hundred bucks? That's awfully expensive." Little Johnny tries to talk her down, but she won't lower her price. He really wants the blowjob, so he eventually agrees to pay the four hundred dollars. After handing over the money, he immediately starts to jack off.
"What are you doing that for?" she asks.
"For four hundred bucks, do you think I'm gonna give you the easy one?" says Little Johnny
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Easy?
Little Johnny goes up to a prostitute and asks, "How much for a blow job?"
"Four hundred bucks," the hooker says.
"Four hundred bucks? That's awfully expensive." Little Johnny tries to talk her down, but she won't lower her price. He really wants the blowjob, so he eventually agrees to pay the four hundred dollars. After handing over the money, he immediately starts to jack off.
"What are you doing that for?" she asks.
"For four hundred bucks, do you think I'm gonna give you the easy one?" says Little Johnny
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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