Monday 8th of January 2007
Encore
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking helped.
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it,then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
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A John Cleese Message to All Usa Citizens
The Circle of Life
The Donkey that fell down the well
Life is short so play naked
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)