Saturday 4th of June 2005
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious".
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"?
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious".
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
English language...
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious".
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"?
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious".
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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