Saturday 4th of June 2005
English Language...
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious".
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try"?
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious".
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"
The Rules of Chocolate
Billy Connollys Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
The female brain cell
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)