Fat Free - for All Those Following a Diet

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute" I said! 'Those aren't fat free".

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free"!

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treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)