Father to his Son:

Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
Son: Why?

Father: So you could earn some money.
Son: Why?

Father: So you could put some money in a bank and earn interest.
Son: Why?

Father: So that when you're old you can use the money in your bank account .....and you would never have to work again.

Son: I'm not working now.

Parrot chuteRegister softwareOptical illusionIf there is anyone here who knows why these two should not be wedHappiness is sharingenjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee

...and maybe a sticky bun :)