Monday 20th of August 2007
Feelings
Starting the car for the long trip back into the city, John and Dave said their final good-byes to their good friend, Robert.
"Thanks for puttin' us up for the weekend, pals," said John. "The food was great, the booze and dope were superb, and I really enjoyed screwing your wife".
Shortly after hitting the road, Dave turned to John and said, "I hope you weren't serious about enjoying screwing his wife!"
"No, I can't say that I enjoyed it," replied John, "but I didn't want to hurt Robert's feelings..."
Did you know
Cant Miss Pick Up Lines
Mad Cow Disease Theory
The brain is a wonderful organ
House Trained
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)