Thursday 24th of July 2008
-- We can get a day off from male bosses just by hinting at "female trouble."
-- When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
-- Taxis stop for us.
-- We get free drinks just for showing up.
--Condoms don't make us lose sensation.
-- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
-- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
-- We can talk to men without picturing them naked.
-- Occasionally, chocolate really can solve all our problems.
-- Gay men don't make us uncomfortable, unless they're better dressed than we are.
-- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
-- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
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Female benefits....
-- We can get a day off from male bosses just by hinting at "female trouble."
-- When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
-- Taxis stop for us.
-- We get free drinks just for showing up.
--Condoms don't make us lose sensation.
-- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
-- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
-- We can talk to men without picturing them naked.
-- Occasionally, chocolate really can solve all our problems.
-- Gay men don't make us uncomfortable, unless they're better dressed than we are.
-- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
-- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Courtesy of: http://newyork.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=119529224
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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