Monday 21st of July 2008
Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff".
"Now why would you want me to do something like that" Mary asked?
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff..."
"What makes you think I'd marry another jerk"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Feminine Logic
Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff".
"Now why would you want me to do something like that" Mary asked?
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff..."
"What makes you think I'd marry another jerk"?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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