Tuesday 28th of June 2005
The young, virgin boy from Alabama drives to the big city in search of a prostitute. He finds one and explains he has never had sex before.
The hooker says, "No problem, honey," and undresses the boy, then herself, and lies down on the bed. He crawls on top of her.
"Okay, stick it in, honey...all the way in...now pull it out...now put it back in...now pull it out..."
"Tarnation, woman!" says the boy. "Will you make up your fucking mind?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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The young, virgin boy from Alabama drives to the big city in search of a prostitute. He finds one and explains he has never had sex before.
The hooker says, "No problem, honey," and undresses the boy, then herself, and lies down on the bed. He crawls on top of her.
"Okay, stick it in, honey...all the way in...now pull it out...now put it back in...now pull it out..."
"Tarnation, woman!" says the boy. "Will you make up your fucking mind?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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