Wednesday 23rd of September 2009
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'".
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...."?
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips.
When she walks into a room people say,
"Oh My God"!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee...
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'".
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...."?
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips.
When she walks into a room people say,
"Oh My God"!!!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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