Thursday 29th of May 2008
Four nuns are going up to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and says:
"I have to ask you all something: have you ever touched a man's penis"?
The first nun replies: "Only once, and just with the tip of my finger".
St. Peter replies: "Very well then. Dip your finger in the holy water and go on into heaven".
He asks the second nun the same question, and she replies:
"Just once....with.. um... the palm of my hand".
"Wash your hand in the holy water and go on into heaven".
Just then the fourth nun barges in front of the third nun.
"Please wait your turn" says St.Peter.
The fourth nun angrily replies:
"I am not gargling with that after she's had her ass in it"!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Four Nuns with St Peter at the Pearly Gates
Four nuns are going up to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and says:
"I have to ask you all something: have you ever touched a man's penis"?
The first nun replies: "Only once, and just with the tip of my finger".
St. Peter replies: "Very well then. Dip your finger in the holy water and go on into heaven".
He asks the second nun the same question, and she replies:
"Just once....with.. um... the palm of my hand".
"Wash your hand in the holy water and go on into heaven".
Just then the fourth nun barges in front of the third nun.
"Please wait your turn" says St.Peter.
The fourth nun angrily replies:
"I am not gargling with that after she's had her ass in it"!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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