Wednesday 4th of May 2005
Frank walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
'My first wish' Frank said, 'is a bottle of beer that will never be empty'.
And flash, there was the bottle. Frank opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Frank was very happy.
'What is your second wish', the dwarf asked?
Frank replied: 'I want another bottle'.
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Frank and the dwarf
Frank walked through the forest when he heard a cry for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
'My first wish' Frank said, 'is a bottle of beer that will never be empty'.
And flash, there was the bottle. Frank opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Frank was very happy.
'What is your second wish', the dwarf asked?
Frank replied: 'I want another bottle'.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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