Thursday 24th of March 2005
First guy: "you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend
Second guy: "that is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend what's the deal
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, golf course or intercourse?"
And she said, "Wear a sweater."
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Getting A Round Of Golf, What to tell the missus
First guy: "you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend
Second guy: "that is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend what's the deal
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, golf course or intercourse?"
And she said, "Wear a sweater."
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