Saturday 15th of October 2011
Going Downtown
A man and his girlfriend were snogging and they were getting quite hot. Suddenly he asks her to "go downtown".
With a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his privates, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business.
After about five minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, just what are you doing"?
She replied, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money - just looking".
Pool with no Pee
iPhone ancestors had tails and buttons
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A time to think outside the box
A time when grammar is really important
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)