Wednesday 25th of May 2005
Good Manners and Etiquette
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."
The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher passed out.
The Rules of Chocolate
Billy Connollys Desiderata........ excerpt from his book
The female brain cell
enjoyed the jokes?
treat John to a coffee
...and maybe a sticky bun :)