Sunday 22nd of October 2006
A man and his wife are spending their holidays in sunny Spain.
Keen to get an all over tan, the bloke climbs onto the roof, strips off and sun bathes.
After a couple of hours, he comes back into the house and climbs into bed beside his wife and they have a quickie.
Within minutes the guy is in awful pain when he realises that his dick is badly sunburned.
He rushes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to find something cooling. Quickly, he grabs a jug full of cold milk and dips in his pained manhood.
At that point his wife enters the kitchen and seeing the milk drip from the end of his dick says, "I always wanted to know how you refilled that thing!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Holiday couple in Spain
A man and his wife are spending their holidays in sunny Spain.
Keen to get an all over tan, the bloke climbs onto the roof, strips off and sun bathes.
After a couple of hours, he comes back into the house and climbs into bed beside his wife and they have a quickie.
Within minutes the guy is in awful pain when he realises that his dick is badly sunburned.
He rushes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to find something cooling. Quickly, he grabs a jug full of cold milk and dips in his pained manhood.
At that point his wife enters the kitchen and seeing the milk drip from the end of his dick says, "I always wanted to know how you refilled that thing!"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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