Wednesday 5th of August 2009
A salesman goes up to a house on Schweitzer Mtn. and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little nine year-old boy named Ryjan who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other with a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman says: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
The Little boy replies: "What the f**k do you think?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
Home Alone
A salesman goes up to a house on Schweitzer Mtn. and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little nine year-old boy named Ryjan who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other with a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman says: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
The Little boy replies: "What the f**k do you think?"
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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