Monday 7th of December 2009
One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children. She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation was that she might never be a mother.
She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of course.
She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.
"No problem", I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love you".
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How to help a Lesbian have a baby
One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children. She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation was that she might never be a mother.
She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of course.
She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.
"No problem", I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love you".
.
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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