Wednesday 31st of October 2007
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night, all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilettoes and a mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boy friend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettoes and mask. As he saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made l*ve all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettoes, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettoes and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
'Hi Batman, what's for dinner'?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
How to turn your man on.....
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....
That night, all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilettoes and a mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boy friend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettoes and mask. As he saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made l*ve all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettoes, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettoes and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
'Hi Batman, what's for dinner'?
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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