Tuesday 8th of July 2008
A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.
“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?
“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!
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I would so kill my husband!
A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.
“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?
“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!
source: http://johns-jokes.com
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